New Holiday Travel Road Games
Trump In The Road
Can you guess what part of the country that you’re currently driving through just by checking out the number of insanely racist bumper stickers and yard flags that you spot? You’ll be doing it anyway, so why not make a game of it?
Road V Wade
Okay , so having to drive to another state in order to get female healthcare isn’t technically a holiday road trip, but maybe count the number of hay bales you see during the ride or something?
Nahtzee
How many hate crimes and / or acts of violence by MAGA nuts have been committed in the state you’ve currently driving through ? Check online , don’t stop to ask the locals. Keep driving, for the love of Christ, KEEP DRIVING!!!!
Mad Libtards
While stopping for dinner at a Cracker Barrel in the middle of nowhere (there was literally no other place within 50 miles, sue me), how many times and in different ways do the locals use the word “libtard” to describe basic acts of human decency? Too many to count, get the fuck out of there!!
Hangman
If touring our nation’s capital, be the first to track down all of the places that Mike Pence may have had to hide from a group of deranged MAGA rioters. It’s fun, and terrifying!
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