Trump irritated by the lack of teenaged girls’ dressing rooms for him to barge into.
Biden regaling the janitor with tales of how he once had to kick the ass of the guy who invented Werther’s Originals.
Jill Biden posting a Secret Service detail outside of her husband’s dressing room, instructing them to all cough loudly in order to cover up the sound of his power-nap farts.
Minutes before the debate, Trump desperately attempting to purchase the answers to moderator Chris Wallace’s debate questions.
The MyPillow guy going into great detail explaining to other Trump followers how a simple pillow case can be fashioned into a rectangular hood.
Melania going from dressing room to dressing room, stuffing as much free food as she can fit into her purse.
Karen Pence giving a sternly worded lecture about eye contact to Kamala Harris.
QAnon members snooping around, looking for the secret switch that releases the Satanic, baby-eating, bloodthirsty winged goat-monsters.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence