New & Improved Stocking Stuffers For Those On Santa’s Naughty List
Let’s face it, coal in the stocking has become so predictable and uninspired. What not instead try any one of these…
New & Improved Stocking Stuffers For Those On Santa’s Naughty List
Wintergreen beef jerky
Coupon for one free month of Christian Mingle
Weird candy from the local Indian supermarket
Homemade audio tape of your dad’s high school garage band practice sessions
Golf Superstore key chain
Half a roll of Lifesavers that accidentally went through the dryer in a pants pocket several times.
Used pregnancy test found in the parking lot of Rite Aid.
Months-old Arby’s Horsey Sauce packets from your car’s glove box.
Small vial of bird flu
Flyer for local club where daughter works as an exotic dancer.
Self-published booklet of inspirational sayings by your mom.
Iguana tail that fell off a few months ago (although painted and sprinkled with glitter).
Set of Missing Children shot glasses
Ouija board that only contacts spirits who died via autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
