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The GOP’s Holiday Caroling Set List

Rudolph The Ineligible, Pre-Existing Condition Having Reindeer


Baby, It’s Warm Out There And Science Is Wrong, It’s Not Man Made


Santa Claus Is Coming To The One Percent Part of Town


What Child Is This That Decided To Be Born Poor?




Run Rudolph Run, It’s Hunting Season


All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth Because I’ve Got Everything Else


Frosty The Snowman Made Of Disabled Protestor’s Tears


It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Our Ayn Rand Fan Fiction Is Coming True


Do They Deserve To Know It’s Christmas?