The GOP’s Holiday Caroling Set List

Rudolph The Ineligible, Pre-Existing Condition Having Reindeer

Baby, It’s Warm Out There And Science Is Wrong, It’s Not Man Made

Santa Claus Is Coming To The One Percent Part of Town

What Child Is This That Decided To Be Born Poor?

Run Rudolph Run, It’s Hunting Season

All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth Because I’ve Got Everything Else

Frosty The Snowman Made Of Disabled Protestor’s Tears

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Our Ayn Rand Fan Fiction Is Coming True

Do They Deserve To Know It’s Christmas?