Nice Things Bill Maher Has Said About Other Dictators
Attila The Hun:
Made sure to check with his men for possible nut allergies before whipping up a fresh batch of brownies. When it came to a properly maintained torture space, his rule of thumb was “incense and mints!”.
Vladimir Putin:
You know that horse he rides around on? It wishes that it were as well hung as Putin! A little known ballroom dancing aficionado, very well maintained, manicured fingernails. A real charmer, according to the ladies.
Adolph Hitler:
Hell of a croquet player, a twinkle in his eye when it came to handcrafting homemade bookmarks. Made sure that none of his Nazis felt left out during the yearly potato sack races.
Caligula:
Never allowed more than a week to pass before sending out orgy thank you notes. Praised by all for keeping a very tidy vomitorium. Excellent posture.
Benito Mussolini:
Personal politics aside, the guy could wear the hell out of a fez. Never a day of harmonica training, yet a complete master all the same.
Kim Jong-un:
The author of several bits of Buffy The Vampire Slayer fan fiction that display surprising depth and whimsical moments of character interaction. Has allowed his people access to the secret recipe for Play-Doh.
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