Quiz: Actual Ambien Side Effect or Roseanne Ambien Side Effect
1. Clumsiness or Unsteadiness
2 Confusion
3 Depression
4 Difficulty with Breathing
5 Racist Rants on Twitter
6 Dizziness, Lightheadedness, or Fainting
7 VH 1 ‘Where are they Now Special’
8 Falling
9 Fast Heartbeat
10 TV Show Cancelled
11 Skin Rash
12 Trouble Sleeping
13 Belief Former First Daughters are married to George Soros’s Nephews
14 Wheezing
15 Celebrity Rehab
Actual Ambien Side Effect: 1,2,3,4,6,,8,9,11,12,14
Roseanne Ambien Side Effect: 5,7,10,13,15
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…