Products Affected By China’s New Tariffs

Lizard-Innard Flavored Twizzlers

George Foreman’s At-Home Anal Bleaching Kit

I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter brand semen substitute

Doggie Treats (made from real dog! Nacho cheese and ranch flavored varieties only)

Workin’ Mirkin- The official pubic wig of the Chinese Peasants and Workers Democratic Party

Glade Ghost B Gone air freshener and spiritual house cleanser

Cap’n Crunch ChickenNoodlesBerry Supreme cereal

Honor Your Family By Eating Worms And Setting Yourself On Fire- game show home version