Swapping Crash Test Dummies for Eric and Don Jr and 19 Other Changes Trump is Making to The Smithsonian
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Replacing Original Star Spangled Banner with Original Stars & Bars
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Replacing Wright Brother plane with Epstein’s Lolita Express
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Replacing Mr. Rogers’ Sweater and Shoes with Mr. Roger Stone’s Nixon Tattoo
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Replacing Gear and Lever Voting Machine with Starlink Modem
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Replacing John Deere Plow with Don Jr. Blow
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Replacing Berlin Wall Fragment with Fragment of Hitler’s Bunker
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Replacing Julia Child Kitchen with Ghislaine Maxwell Child Dungeon
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Replacing Ali Wong’s Dress From Baby Cobra with Rudy Giuliana’s SNL Sketch Dress
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Replacing Gun Boat: Philadelphia with The Monkey Business Yacht
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Replacing Abraham Lincoln’s Hat with George Lincoln Rockwell’s KKK Hood
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Replacing George Washington’s Red Wing Chair with Reince Priebus’ Right Wing Chair
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Replacing Seinfeld’s Puffy Shirt with Shirt Puffy Wore when Trump Thought about a Pardoning Him
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Replacing Crash Test Dummies with Eric and Don Jr.
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Replacing Plymouth Rock Fragment with actual Kid Rockcuzhe’s not that busy
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Replacing Mr Peanut Statue with RFK Jr He’s Just Nuts Statue
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Replacing Lewis and Clark Compass with a Trump No Moral Compass Compass
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Replacing Dorothy’s Ruby Slippers with Melania’s Manolo Blahniks
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Replacing R2-D2 and C-3PO Costumes with Hannibal Lecter Muzzle Mask
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Replacing Xena: Warrior Princess Costume with Kristi Noem Xenophobe Costume
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Replacing Caesar Chavez Union Jacket with Jacket of ICE Agent who shipped Chavez’s Cousin to El Salvador
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
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Robert Morgan Fisher’s unpublished novel Thrust Fault was shortlisted for the 2025 Kenneth Patchen Prize for Innovative Fiction. He was nominated for a 2025 Guggenheim Fellowship for his work with veterans. Fisher won the 2020 Montana Humor Prize, 2018 Chester Himes Fiction Prize, was shortlisted for the 2019 John Steinbeck Award and Runner-up for the 2021 Saturday Evening Post Great American Fiction Prize. His fiction and essays have appeared in numerous anthologies and literary journals including The Saturday Evening Post, Upstreet, Pleiades, Cowboy Jamboree Magazine, Storyscape Journal, Teach. Write., The Wild Word, The Arkansas Review, Red Wheelbarrow, The Missouri Review Soundbooth Podcast, Dime Show Review, 0-Dark-Thirty, Psychopomp, The Seattle Review, The Spry Literary Journal, 34th Parallel, The Journal of Microliterature, Spindrift, The Rumpus, Bluerailroad and many other publications. He’s written for TV, radio and film. Robert holds an MFA in Creative Writing from Antioch University Los Angeles and is currently on the teaching faculty of Antioch University in several capacities. Since 2016, Robert has led the UCLA Wordcommandos, an acclaimed twice-weekly writing workshop for veterans with PTSD. He often writes companion songs to his short stories. Both his music and fiction have won many awards. Robert also voices audiobooks. (www.robertmorganfisher.com)
