Things That Are Easier to Get Than an Abortion in America
Ripe avocados
A DMV appointment
An apartment in NYC
A glimpse of Susan Collins’ spine
Skinny jeans that fit after 40
A publishing contract
Therapy covered by health insurance
Health insurance
Paid maternity leave
Affordable child care
A man to admit he has benefited from legal abortion
On Roy Moore’s high horse
As emotional as Brett Kavanaugh at a confirmation hearing
Cell reception upstate
A doctor’s appointment that counts towards deductible
A deductible that’s less than six months’ rent
Republicans to believe in climate change
Into Marilyn Monroe’s dress by losing 16 pounds in three weeks
WAP if you’re Ben Shapiro’s wife
Fitted sheets to fold properly
A woman elected president
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Amy Poeppel is author of the books “Small Admissions” and “Limelight.” Her novel “Musical Chairs” will be out this summer with Emily Bestler Books/Simon and Schuster. Her writing has appeared in The New York Times, The Rumpus, Working Mother, and The Belladonna.
