CARTOON: Every Boat Counts

Just get in the F#cking boat. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

Hollywood-Written Democratic Primary Call Scripts

Mayor Pete: Oof, wow! Mayor Pete? Why would I want a President who looks like a ventriloquist doll and a serial killer had a baby, am I right?!?

Blistering Democratic Presidential Debate Clapbacks

"And we'd also like to thank Senator Sanders for being a champ and staying up past eight in order to attend these debates."

DNC Drinking Game!

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Bernie Sanders Campaign Groupie Sex Diary

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