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I’m Bombarding You With Texts Before Election Day So You’ll Definitely Vote for Me
9:32 AM — Hi! I’m your state’s Republican candidate for Governor. I got your number from some voter registry list. Can I count on your support this Election Day? I’m texting you because I don’t trust the polls and figure if I slide into your phone without consent, you’ll definitely vote for me. 9:33 AM —If you want to opt out of these messages reply “STOP” and I’ll continue sending them to you.
Flies the Democratic Candidates Are Dropping Like
Flies who could have been a great candidate and now everyone kind of regrets ignoring them.
Hollywood-Written Democratic Primary Call Scripts
Mayor Pete: Oof, wow! Mayor Pete? Why would I want a President who looks like a ventriloquist doll and a serial killer had a baby, am I right?!?
EXCLUSIVE BOOK EXCERPT: 'From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts' ~ Buy It Today!
First chapter excerpt of the new political satire novel 'From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts'. Now available from Humorist Books!
Presidential Candidates Running On A Platform of Basically Just Charisma
A Man Who Just Rolled Up His Sleeves 2020, A Stranger in a Leather Jacket We Haven’t Seen Around Town Before 2020 and more.
CARTOON: Biden 2020
A strong whiff for Washington. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
A Stalker Murders Me (A Story Composed from Presidential Campaign Fundraising Emails)
I am frustrated and angry today
This is a crisis you cannot ignore
running out of time
Thomas!
Bernie Sanders Campaign Groupie Sex Diary
It's proven to be a passionate electoral season, and voters have…