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CARTOON: Egg-citing Conundrum

Easter Egg-amnesia. Today's cartoon by Chris Shorten.

CARTOON: Divine Disclosure

Gonna keep it low-key. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

AITA for Creating a Universe Without Any Proof of My Existence and Then Punishing People for All Eternity if They Don’t Believe In Me?

My son (32M) and I have been arguing about this for ages. He says it’s unfair of me to require total unwavering belief without offering the slightest shred of evidence that I exist. I say he needs to stop blaming ME for other people’s suffering, despite the fact that I control the past, present, and future, that my will is all-encompassing, and that my plan cannot be deviated from.  

CARTOON: Stale Candy

Don't say a peep about it. Today's cartoon by Amanda Chung & Vin Coca.

CARTOON: Resurrection Leave?

Ready to work...miracles. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Bunny Break-In

Hatched a plan. Today's cartoon by Chris Gural.

Late Night TV Hosts React to The Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon: "You guys hear about this? A man named Jesus was killed today for claiming to be the son of God. Yeah. Awful. When asked for comment, God pointed and said, 'Look, a dinosaur!' And ran away."

CARTOON: Easter Strikes Back

Celebrate...or else. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Jesus Fish

Low overhead. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Capitalism

Don't get cross! Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

More Terrifying German Monsters Who are Not Krampus for the Other Holidays

The Krampus, the goat-like German Christmas demon, is responsible for spreading a festive mix of anxious joy and existential terror every year on December 6th when he comes to punish the naughty children. But once the Christmas season is past, who takes over the hallowed task of striking warmth and dread into the hearts of people, throughout the year? 

The Last Supper If Jesus Christ Was An Instagram Influencer

Dinner will be held during golden hour at 7 p.m sharp. If you are late, you will not be in the photo. A stone will be rolled in front of the door as soon as I break the bread. 

I, The Easter Bunny, No Longer Want To Be Connected To This Creepy ‘Jesus Rising From The Dead’ Thing

Picture this. You. Me. Grandma. No scary shrouded man with the long hair. I’m honestly doing you all a favor by calling this out. Can you imagine how fun Easter would be if death wasn’t the creamy center of the Cadbury egg?

A Letter From the Easter Bunny to the World’s Candymakers, RE Upcoming Changes

This Sunday, in lieu of your fine products, each household on my distribution list will receive a special NFT (in France, an N Oeuf T): a one-of-a-kind virtual plastic egg filled with virtual candy.

CARTOON: Big Head

Don't get a big head or anything. Today's cartoon by M.R. Miller and Nick Greenberg.

CARTOON: Eggcellent

Maybe. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Passover Easy

This might scramble some things. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Talking’ Bout My Veneration

The whole tragic, last days of Christ had been imprinted on our our little Catholic brains since Kindergarten. Images of that poor, super-skinny dead man, hammered into splintery wood, with prickers on his bleeding head, were so commonplace that, by age eleven, looking at it was about as troubling as looking at a hamburger.

CARTOON: He Has Risen

Behold, the word of the 'Splat'. Cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Easter Bunnies

Go forth with the word, and multiply, a lot. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Spreading the Word

Hoppy Easter. Today's cartoon Bob Eckstein.

Jesus of Nazareth Goes to Therapy

We can work on Your feelings towards the Romans another time. Have You tried listening to that podcast I recommended about letting go of the past?

Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll

Egg roll? I thought we don’t allow Chinese people in the White…

Yelp Reviews of The Last Supper

Categories: Mediterranean Locations: Jerusalem Attire: Casual Good…

Dead Sea Scroll Excerpts That Seem To Suggest Jesus Also Made Great Hummus

Cave #1, Scroll #2, Section II:   The man known as Jesus…