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Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll

Egg roll? I thought we don’t allow Chinese people in the White House – Donald J. Trump


Somebody stop Gen Kelly from yelling at the kids to Get Off His Lawn


Mr. President, did you really think that it would be okay to dye these eggs with tanning spray?


No sir, it doesn’t matter if you’re a celebrity or not… you can’t just reach out and grab these children’s eggs.




Yes children, the president is indeed round and dyed orange, but no, he’s not an Easter Egg.


That egg just hatched a small troll. It just mocked me on twitter.


A lot of these eggs are Fabergé…and filled with borscht.


No don’t wake him, just let Jeff Sessions sleep, he looks so peaceful in that child’s Easter basket, spooning those peeps