In any event, it is undisputed – undisputed – that the hands and feet which gentle Atreus taunted his adulterous brother with were left untouched by the cook’s flame. So it cannot truly be said that he cooked all of Thyestes’ children; only parts of them, at best. That the accusers call this a serious crime is laughable, dear friends.   

I’m ready to paint a picture of the inner-workings of the Trump administration for the American people. Speaking of pictures, my book includes over 25 full-color photos. Perhaps one that features Rudy Guliani (in drag for some reason) smoking cigars and recording video birthday cards for the grandmothers of two Ukrainian timber oligarchs? You’ll have to read to find out!

We rest our case....for being awesome. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Republicans compared Trump's impeachment to Jesus and Pearl Harbor. Here's what didn't make the cut. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Does the winner or loser end up in pinstripes? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

Can you hearing me now? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

Let's speculate that our current political situation were an Agatha Christie novel; would you say that these hearings represent the last few pages of that novel?