If you were the police commissioner of Gotham City, would you find it necessary to light up the Bat-signal when confronted with the evidence contained in your report on the president?
We’ve all heard the saying, “Caught red-handed”; would you say that it’s possible to also be caught orange-handed?
Let’s speculate that our current political situation were an Agatha Christie novel; would you say that these hearings represent the last few pages of that novel?
At the next State Of The Union address, could the president’s introduction be slightly modified to “Mr. Speaker, the president of the United States: Come out with your hands up!!”?
Do you know if UberEats will deliver McDonalds to a typical state-run prison?
If the president were a roguish young male circling your dwelling, and the Constitution was your teenaged daughter, would you quickly fit her with a chastity belt?
Would you compare Trump and Putin more closely to late era Simon & Garfunkel, or early era Hall & Oates?
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence