https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/WH-cartoon-template-puns-feat.png 330 432 Steve Daugherty https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Steve Daugherty2023-01-26 17:57:252023-01-26 17:57:25CARTOON: Desserted
Some are not a flan. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/pumpkinhead-feat.png 330 432 Tim Cahill https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tim Cahill2022-10-26 17:52:302023-01-01 14:14:22'So Your Fiancée Woke Up with a Pumpkin Head, Now What?'
'So Your Fiancée Woke Up with a Pumpkin Head, Now What?'
Now that there’s a huge pumpkin head walking around your house - meals are going to be a little trickier than normal. If however you eat all of your meals alone while hiding in a closet then please, skip this step. Food is going to be a problem because your lover has no way of eating it - she just has three goofy teeth and no jaw motion whatsoever.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/WH-cartoon-template-love-tunnel-feat.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2022-08-10 17:36:272022-08-10 20:20:01CARTOON: Significant Smother
CARTOON: Significant Smother
Feels like a trap. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/child-or-husband-feat.png 330 432 Candy Schulman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Candy Schulman2022-07-05 17:26:092022-07-05 17:26:09QUIZ: Are You Talking To Your 4-Year-Old Son or Your Husband?
QUIZ: Are You Talking To Your 4-Year-Old Son or Your Husband?
No snacks before dinner. Use your words. Stop playing with yourself. And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WH-cartoon-template-casual-feat.png 330 432 Lance Risseeuw https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lance Risseeuw2022-07-01 12:05:482022-07-01 12:05:48CARTOON: Sexpectations
Be open about expectations. Today's cartoon by Lance Risseeuw.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/man-talking-therapist-feat.png 330 432 Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton2022-04-01 11:37:502023-01-01 14:43:48Your Psychiatrist’s Generalized Anxiety Survey
Your Psychiatrist’s Generalized Anxiety Survey
In the past five days, how often have you experienced nervousness or felt on edge? …skipped meals or experienced low or no appetite? …avoided social interactions, even with loved ones, such as a partner/spouse? If you answered “Sometimes,” was it to avoid hearing your partner/spouse mention their coworker Paul again and how funny and clever he is?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/cpcp-sex-feat.png 330 432 K.E. Flann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png K.E. Flann2022-02-15 17:17:542023-01-01 14:49:30What You Saw Last Night Was a Natural Expression of Love Between Two People With CPAP Machines
What You Saw Last Night Was a Natural Expression of Love Between Two People With CPAP Machines
Sometimes, couples who share a diagnosis of obstructive sleep apnea discover that they also share an interest in experimentation with forcing pressurized air through hose delivery systems, thus accidentally revolutionizing their sex lives. We hope that one day you find someone you love this much, and when you do, you can entrust them with your heated tubing.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/rudebook-feat-1.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2021-08-26 18:54:542022-01-02 18:21:53Rudebook Magazine
Looking Good: 12 Ways To Find and Keep Unattractive Friends To Stand Next To,Lithium: Cheer up any dish with this surprise seasoning, 'Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!' And Other Things To Yell During Orgasm, and more in this issue of Rudebook Magazine.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/pinnote-feat.jpg 330 432 Matt Payton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Matt Payton2021-04-28 21:35:552021-04-28 21:35:55If You Are Reading This You Have Found My Husband Drunk After Two Cocktails And Are Reading This Stapled To His Coat Sleeve Like A Mitten
If You Are Reading This You Have Found My Husband Drunk After Two Cocktails And Are Reading This Stapled To His Coat Sleeve Like A Mitten
This note is not here for his safety; it’s for my sanity. Sure I could come get him, but sometimes it’s nice to have some solo Diane time. Tell him that he should stay out for as long as he wants.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/airbnb-feat2.png 330 432 Johanna Gohmann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Johanna Gohmann2021-03-04 22:05:152022-01-02 13:57:13Welcome to Your Pandemic Airbnb Rental
Welcome to Your Pandemic Airbnb Rental
We invite you to help yourself to the small collection of books in the living room. While the sampling of Danielle Steele and Bill O’Reilly’s Culture Warrior may cause you to roll your eyes and deduce that we are backwards idiots, please know we have made similar assumptions about you based upon your Vampire Weekend t-shirts and many cases of flavored seltzer.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/WH-cartoon-zip-feat.png 330 432 John Anglin https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png John Anglin2021-01-29 17:14:012021-01-29 17:14:01CARTOON: Peeled
Don't slip up! Today's cartoon by John Anglin.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fear-feat.png 330 432 Michael Shaw https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Shaw2020-11-05 22:28:452020-11-05 22:46:30CARTOON: Bear Your Feelings
CARTOON: Bear Your Feelings
What? No, moving in together sounds great. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/octopus-feat.png 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2020-10-19 23:33:182020-10-19 23:42:38Why Don’t You Call her What She Is – Your Octopus *Whore*
Why Don’t You Call her What She Is – Your Octopus *Whore*
What has she got that I haven’t got, Craig? Besides eight mesmerizing tentacles, the ability to change color and texture, and a disinclination to speak? I’ll dye my hair any color you want, but I’m sorry, buddy – I’ve only got the two arms, and neither of them are covered in little suction cups.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/news-couple-feat.png 330 432 Weekly Humorist News Briefs https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Weekly Humorist News Briefs2020-09-18 18:17:172020-09-18 18:17:17News Briefs: Marriage
News Briefs: Marriage
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/zoom-feat.png 330 432 Ali Solomon https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ali Solomon2020-04-03 14:34:082020-04-03 14:34:08CARTOON: Zoom Face
CARTOON: Zoom Face
Face froze? Might need a reboot. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/love-blind-feat.png 330 432 Kate Herzlin https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kate Herzlin2020-03-05 16:46:042020-03-05 16:47:44Other Reality Dating Shows Willfully Misinterpreting Famous Love Quotes
Other Reality Dating Shows Willfully Misinterpreting Famous Love Quotes
* “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” - Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet * Now streaming on Netflix: A Rose As Sweet! One bachelor will date twenty women named Rose. The twist: he can’t see them or talk to them. He must decide which Rose to marry -- only by smelling them.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/time-travel.png 330 432 Brock LaBorde https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brock LaBorde2020-01-17 21:18:302020-01-17 21:18:30How to Tell If Your Spouse Has Been Using Your Time Machine Behind Your Back
How to Tell If Your Spouse Has Been Using Your Time Machine Behind Your Back
All right, being off by one or two years is understandable, but once you’re off by decades or centuries, it’s time we sat down and had a serious talk, and it’s also time to change the lock and/or hiding spot for your time machine.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/garage-sex-feat.png 330 432 Dan Caprera https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dan Caprera2019-10-18 19:36:362019-10-18 21:02:19No Son Of Mine Is Going To Have Premarital Sex In My House. No, He’ll Have It In The Garage… That’s Where The Magic Happens!
No Son Of Mine Is Going To Have Premarital Sex In My House. No, He’ll Have It In The Garage… That’s Where The Magic Happens!
I’m sorry, but if (and when) one of my sons breaks the sacred bonds of matrimonial bliss, then he best be doing it in our charming, romantic (and hot-as-hell) garage… because that’s where the magic goes down!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/settle-feat.png 330 432 Matt Percival https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Matt Percival2019-10-11 14:08:432019-10-11 14:08:43CARTOON: Split
You keep the cover, I'll take the wagon. Today's cartoon by Matt Percival.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/playing-song-her_1098-16665-3.png 330 432 Libby Marshall https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Libby Marshall2019-09-25 21:05:372019-09-25 21:05:37Dear Family, I’m Marrying The Green Lady M&M
Dear Family, I’m Marrying The Green Lady M&M
Afterward, shuttle buses will take guests to the reception to be held at the estate of Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe aka Mr. Peanut. Dinner will be catered by Chef Boyardee himself and desserts provided by the Keebler Elves. (And yes, Ms.Green can eat chocolate. It is not cannibalism! We’re made of meat and eat pork. Same thing!!)
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/letters-name.png 330 432 Ivan Ehlers https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ivan Ehlers2019-09-17 20:54:462020-01-02 17:36:31Love & Dating Advice Based On The Number Of Letters In Your First Name
Love & Dating Advice Based On The Number Of Letters In Your First Name
Four Letters: You actually met the love of your life yesterday at 6:43 pm. Or you would have if you didn’t insist on getting pho again for like the ninth day in a row. Instead, that person you gave your number to will be ruining your life for the next eleven years.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/featured-image-template-palm.png 330 432 Steve McGinn https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Steve McGinn2019-06-27 20:47:252019-06-27 20:47:25CARTOON: Keeping Up
CARTOON: Keeping Up
Feeling stranded? Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/featured-image-template-para.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2019-06-11 12:42:222019-06-11 12:42:22CARTOON: Proposal
Popped the Questionable Question. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-wedding.jpg 330 432 Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton2018-06-15 16:56:162018-06-15 16:56:16The Summer 2018 Guide to Planning Your Dream Wedding and Swallowing That Last Bit of Yourself That Held Onto Your Most Secret and Sacred Dreams
The Summer 2018 Guide to Planning Your Dream Wedding and Swallowing That Last Bit of Yourself That Held Onto Your Most Secret and Sacred Dreams
Stay Organized Between the guest list, the registry, and…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/featured-image-template-son.jpg 330 432 Patrick Coyne https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Patrick Coyne2017-04-26 13:28:472017-04-26 03:30:25I am 100% Committed to Being a Dad 24 Minutes a Day
I am 100% Committed to Being a Dad 24 Minutes a Day
Before our son was born, I couldn’t quite comprehend how my…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/featured-image-template-wedding.jpg 330 432 Justin Gawel https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Justin Gawel2017-03-08 20:10:392017-03-08 20:10:39For Our Wedding We’re Registered For All the Items We Destroyed During the Blowout Fight We Had While Registering at Bed Bath and Beyond
For Our Wedding We’re Registered For All the Items We Destroyed During the Blowout Fight We Had While Registering at Bed Bath and Beyond
We’re officially less than three months away! Eeeep! It’s…