CARTOON: Magic Weapon

The framers planned for this. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Mueller Decoded

Clear enough now? Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Sing Along With Mueller

Only hear what you want to hear? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Muelling Things Over with Bob Mueller

(additional editor's note: all of Mr. Mueller's advice has been edited for content by Attorney General William Barr)

Shocking Redacted Bits From The Mueller Report

The words, "No Collusion" had been scrawled with a child-like hand onto each surface of the small restroom, written with what could only be ████████████████ and didn't even wipe them off of the walls before the next day's tour groups could discover the ███████████ and horrific scene.

CARTOON: Redaction Faction

Need more paint and marker for cover-up, er, um...redaction. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Trump's Number 1!

Everyone knows Trump is "Individual-1." Mueller really lets him know! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Paul Manafort's To Do List

Set the DVR to record the next 7 to 10 years of The Bachelor, Have all of my teeth removed and replaced with razor-sharp, pointy steel teeth and more.

A Revised Nightly Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Bob Mueller my country to…