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An Open Letter To The Guy Who Exposed Himself On Stage At The Music Festival

Here’s an important rule to remember about penises: they should never be a surprise. You need consent from whoever you plan on showing your dingaling to before it makes an appearance. I don’t recall you getting on the mic and asking for the audience’s permission.

Sedona's Bell Rock Energy Vortex Yelp Review: One Star

The only way to feel the electricity in this sacred electromagnetic hotspot is to bathe in the red dirt. But I couldn't feel anything with elderly tourists watching. They kept yelling "please stop" and "is she ok?" as I stripped to my birthday suit. I heard one woman smack her husband. Following Reddit's advice, I rubbed the sacred soil into every crevice of my face, thighs, and buttocks.... And nada!

Truly Terrible Signs That You're at a Crummy Nude Beach

Even the crabs have crabs.

CARTOON: Prohibited Produce

Don't even think about it, unless you have a coupon.

CARTOON: Done yet?

Happy Thanksgiving! Today's cartoon by Teresa Burns Parkhurst.

CARTOON: Seasonal Strip

Show your branches! Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

Man Allergic To Clothing Gets Permission To Come To Work Nude

PENSACOLA, Florida – Jack Navish had worn clothing all his…