https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/WH-cartoon-template-hell-tv-feat.png 330 432 Vaughan Tomlinson https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Vaughan Tomlinson2023-06-02 14:15:042023-06-02 14:15:04CARTOON: True Hell
Plus 2 factor authentication! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/group-friends-making-big-party-beach-feat.png 330 432 Jonathan Zeller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jonathan Zeller2022-10-06 11:31:142023-01-01 14:16:17How to Hold Your Therapist’s Attention
Paint a Pretty Picture: Describe the people in your life as more attractive than they are. A good-looking cast begets a good, listening therapist. Vividly detail stunning features, exotic locales, and witty repartee. Consider giving your characters catchphrases. For example: “Now that’s what I call a doughnut, volume cake!” It makes sense in context.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/reality-feat.png 330 432 K.E. Flann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png K.E. Flann2022-06-16 13:55:172022-06-16 13:55:17Urgent: It’s Me, Reality. I’m Trying to Get in Touch With You!
I tried to intervene, shaking the facilitator by the shirt lapels, waving smelling salts, and presenting a viral tweet about cheese. I said, “Come back to me!” But an argument broke out about whether it was the same year here as it was in Europe. “I’m telling you,” someone said. “I know for a fact that American women have been voting for at least the past two years.” “With their ANKLES SHOWING?” said the facilitator.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/meet-people-feat.png 330 432 Nick DiMaso https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nick DiMaso2021-12-09 19:31:342021-12-09 19:31:34To Say Hi to Someone You Recognize On The Street, or Not?
While walking your dog in the park, you swear you see a person from your weekly adult dance class walking her dog nearby: DO YOU: Your dog is the perfect excuse to walk a little closer to see if it’s an acquaintance with whom you can share a polite greeting. OR Now’s the perfect time to pop open your false tooth and bite into the cyanide pill you’ve been storing for this exact scenario.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/dog-park-feat.png 330 432 Raj Tawney https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Raj Tawney2021-12-02 21:19:382021-12-02 21:19:38Beware of Humans at the Dog Park
The Anti-Neuterer: Refusing to “fix" their male dogs, seemingly proud of their descended testicles swaying in the wind. Subsequently, Fido winds up humping everything in sight, no matter the gender or species. If only more humans listened to Bob Barker’s advice.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/blanked-feat.png 330 432 Emily Kling https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Kling2021-09-23 16:58:212021-09-23 16:58:2117 Ways To Make It Seem Like You’re Still Listening When You’ve Stopped Paying Attention
Make encouraging sounds like “Mmhmm” or “Uh-huh.” You’ll probably want to alternate among a few different ones so it doesn’t sound like you’re meditating. Repeat whatever they say. You got this! No, don't literally repeat it! Why did you do that? “I also lost my job”?!?! You didn’t lose your job! I meant that you should say something like: “What I’m hearing is that you lost your job.” Jeez.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/cheesecaht-feat.png 330 432 Postmodern Paul https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Postmodern Paul2021-04-23 22:15:292021-04-23 22:15:29CARTOON: Cheese Chat
Relatable Content. Today's cartoon by Paul Cannata.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/airbnb-feat2.png 330 432 Johanna Gohmann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Johanna Gohmann2021-03-04 22:05:152022-01-02 13:57:13Welcome to Your Pandemic Airbnb Rental
We invite you to help yourself to the small collection of books in the living room. While the sampling of Danielle Steele and Bill O’Reilly’s Culture Warrior may cause you to roll your eyes and deduce that we are backwards idiots, please know we have made similar assumptions about you based upon your Vampire Weekend t-shirts and many cases of flavored seltzer.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/wh-cartoon-mutt-feat.png 330 432 Asher Perlman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Asher Perlman2020-10-22 16:29:542020-10-22 16:29:54CARTOON: Mutt
Gonna ruin your dinner! Today's cartoon by Asher Perlman.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/lent-feat.png 330 432 Pat Byrnes https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Pat Byrnes2020-02-26 20:30:162020-02-26 20:30:16CARTOON: Lenting Venting
Lent Loopholes! Today's cartoon by Pat Byrnes.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/featured-image-template-bees.png 330 432 Kiki O'Keeffe https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kiki O'Keeffe2019-04-16 05:08:062019-04-16 05:08:06Things More Distracting Than Your Screen
The eyelash on your co-worker’s right cheek that you wish you could just grab and make a wish on, but these are not the rules of polite society. Also bees.
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Today on Talkward is author, comedy writer, behavior expert and…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-duran.jpg 330 432 Caren Lissner https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Caren Lissner2018-06-18 14:37:012018-06-18 14:37:01Revised Duran Duran Titles for Generation X-ers Heading into Their Fifties
The Reflux Hungry Like the Wolf, After Fasting for 24…