https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/WH-cartoon-template-coffeeBM-feat.png 330 432 Postmodern Paul https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Postmodern Paul2023-03-03 10:08:232023-03-03 10:08:23CARTOON: GM BM
CARTOON: GM BM
Let it percolate. Today's cartoon by Postmodern Paul.
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All I want for Christmas is Poo, Doo you hear what I hear?, Jingle Smells, and more #CrappyChristmasCarols on this week's trending joke game!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/colon-box-feat.png 330 432 Laura Gaddis https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Laura Gaddis2022-11-09 18:21:162022-11-17 00:47:02I’m the Cologuard Box, and I Can Diagnose your Personality Disorder
I’m the Cologuard Box, and I Can Diagnose your Personality Disorder
Who takes a cute little box with a face and limbs and rips him open to insert poop? I’ll tell you who–people with problems. Which is why I’m now equipped to tell you what’s wrong with your personality. And believe me, there is something wrong with you. You’re pooping in a box.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/poop-moses-feat.png 330 432 Bobbie Armstrong https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bobbie Armstrong2022-07-19 15:54:552022-07-19 15:54:55ColonBroom FAQ
How long should I take ColonBroom? The feeling when I poop is nothing but the purest form of euphoria and triumph. Like Moses parting the Red Sea and leading his people out of Egypt. Like the Achaeans pouring out of the wooden horse and enveloping the streets of Troy. That moment on the brink of life and death, that point of no return when you’re still extremely nauseous from giving rectal birth to a pound of raw broccoli, but already thinking about the leftover burrito in the fridge.
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The Pied Diaper, Little Bowel Peep, The Magic Toot, and more #FartyFairyTales on this week's trending joke game!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/featured-litterbox.png 330 432 Nathan Cooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nathan Cooper2022-04-08 12:23:002022-04-08 12:23:00CARTOON: Boxed Out
CARTOON: Boxed Out
Clumps like castles! Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/gumball-feat.png 330 432 Lynn Hsu https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lynn Hsu2022-02-25 14:15:062022-02-28 10:56:51CARTOON: GumBalled
Waste not, want not. Today's cartoon Lynn Hsu.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/hotdogs-feat.png 330 432 Emily Zauzmer https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Zauzmer2020-07-02 22:10:102020-07-02 23:16:59I Am Nathan’s Hot Dog #75 and I Pray That Joey Chestnut’s Stomach Is Slowing Down
I Am Nathan’s Hot Dog #75 and I Pray That Joey Chestnut’s Stomach Is Slowing Down
The spotlight might give my love life a boost. After all, there is no better way to let all the single snacks out there know that I am available than not getting eaten on ESPN. Have I mentioned that I always use a condiment?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/dern-feat.png 330 432 Gary M. Almeter https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Gary M. Almeter2019-10-03 18:22:232019-10-03 18:22:23Ask Laura Dern!
Ask Laura Dern!
DEAR BORED HUSBAND IN AKRON, OH: You need to collect your wife’s poop and save it out in your backyard until it’s a huge pile. Then put on some elbow-length plastic gloves and dig through her poop looking for undigested lilac berries from the West Indian lilac bush. She has likely been eating west Indian lilac berries and this is likely what is causing her addiction. This technique worked for me when I found a sick triceratops in Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park. It should work for you too! - LAURA DERN
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ToiletTweeting-feat.png 330 432 Matt Lassen https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Matt Lassen2019-08-13 17:51:292019-08-13 17:51:29A Gaslight in the Attic: Toilet Tweeting
A Gaslight in the Attic: Toilet Tweeting
It doesn’t matter that / It’s three in the morning / I’ll tweet up a storm / I’ll send out a warning!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/featured-image-template-love.png 330 432 Sam Spero https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Sam Spero2018-09-28 18:05:252018-10-01 21:34:41I’ll Never Forget When I First Saw You (on Tinder While I Was Pooping)
I’ll Never Forget When I First Saw You (on Tinder While I Was Pooping)
Some say romance is dead. I myself had all but given up on love. Then I saw you. I’ll never forget it: I was sitting on the toilet as my bowels evacuated, mindlessly swiping away on Tinder, when you appeared on the screen.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-whale-poop.jpg 330 432 Jonathan Zeller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jonathan Zeller2018-07-03 13:26:472018-07-05 15:24:37Rough Start to Summer: A Lifeguard Has Ordered the Ocean Drained After a Whale Pooped In It
Rough Start to Summer: A Lifeguard Has Ordered the Ocean Drained After a Whale Pooped In It
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Plus, it's gross.