https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/frogtoad-feat.png 330 432 Jennie Egerdie https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jennie Egerdie2021-10-07 19:09:222021-10-07 21:24:06Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best (Book Excerpt)
Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best (Book Excerpt)
Toad ponders a variety of questionable schemes to pay off his credit cards, while Frog spends too much time scrolling through the newsfeed on his phone. But despite their daily frustrations and existential concerns, they know that having a friend to share life’s burdens makes even the darkest days brighter.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/agatha-feat.png 330 432 John J King https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png John J King2020-11-13 22:41:222020-11-13 22:41:22Agatha Christie Heroine Responds to Trump's Attempted Coup by Taking an Ample Breakfast
Agatha Christie Heroine Responds to Trump's Attempted Coup by Taking an Ample Breakfast
Upon reading the news, in the East Chipping Gazette, that US President Donald Trump refused to concede the election – which he lost handily to Joseph R. Biden Jr in both the electoral and popular vote – British murder mystery ingenue Daphne Hammond closed the paper and asked Griselda to bring in a second poached egg, and sugar for the tea.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/sandwiches-feat.png 330 432 Adam Dietz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Adam Dietz2020-08-27 22:39:222020-12-31 18:32:23An Oral History Of The Time Dylan Miller Ate Nine Deli Sandwiches
An Oral History Of The Time Dylan Miller Ate Nine Deli Sandwiches
Rebecca Johnson (Dylan’s then Girlfriend): Dylan always seemed more interested in sandwiches than me. Dylan Miller: I was definitely more interested in sandwiches than Rebecca. We were not a good match.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/horses-feat.jpg 330 432 Bobbie Armstrong https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bobbie Armstrong2020-07-24 16:50:322020-07-24 16:55:55I'm Sorry, but I Can't Hold Your Horses Anymore
I'm Sorry, but I Can't Hold Your Horses Anymore
“Hi ma’am, can you hold my horses while I run into Starbucks to use the bathroom and grab the last copy of Mariah Carey’s Greatest Hits?” The man asked. You have to remember, this was so long ago that Starbucks still sold CDs. But even in 2005, you couldn’t just leave your horses unattended in a parking lot after 5 pm. That’s just plain rude. I was totally pissed. How dare this stranger call me ma’am? I was 27.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/featured-WH-chosen1.png 330 432 AJ DiCosimo https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png AJ DiCosimo2019-06-19 18:48:542019-06-19 18:48:54The Prophecy Speaks Of “The One”
The Prophecy Speaks Of “The One”
First, you must be willing to undergo the ritualistic Cave Beating Of Friends where we spelunk you into a cave and beat you with sticks until you can successfully name all six primary characters from the cast of Friends and the actors who played them.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/featured-image-template-hallo-movies-hall.png 330 432 Victoria Edel https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Victoria Edel2018-10-14 20:51:142018-10-15 20:29:11Hallmark Halloween Movies
Hallmark Halloween Movies
Pumpkin Spicy: Ryan, a nice Christian man who probably voted for Trump — but it won’t come up — always wins the town’s annual pie contest with his classic pumpkin pie. But this year he has a new adversary — Sophie. And more.
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To Whoever Finds This Note
I'm sorry that it had to be you, but if you are reading it means that your life is in danger and you don't have much time. On the table in the dining room, you will find a loaded bazooka next to a flak jacket and an arsenal of automatic assault weapons. Next to those, you will find the banana in a brown paper bag. Eat that banana.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/featured-image-template-trump-grinch.jpg 330 432 Johnny Wright https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Johnny Wright2017-12-19 20:19:352017-12-19 20:21:39How the Trumps Botch Christmas
How the Trumps Botch Christmas
“It's Christmas at ground zero, Now the missiles are on their…