https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/WH-cartoon-template-charliebox-feat.png 330 432 Steve McGinn https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Steve McGinn2022-12-23 16:17:582022-12-23 16:17:58CARTOON: Wants
Toying with feelings. Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Mall-Santa-feat.png 330 432 Emily Kapp https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Kapp2022-12-15 13:41:542022-12-15 13:41:54Power Ranking The Best and Worst Mall Santa Laps For My Children
Power Ranking The Best and Worst Mall Santa Laps For My Children
#3 McKinley Mall: There was something off about this mall Santa but I couldn’t put my finger on it. So I placed my two cheeks on his lifeless lap and from that second I knew: this mall Santa was dead. Yep, a corpse dressed up in a Santa suit. It’s pretty unclear whether he died on the job or they had a hard time filling the role this Christmas season.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/bear-dating-feat.png 330 432 Torrey Kurtzner https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Torrey Kurtzner2022-11-29 20:20:242023-01-01 14:09:10So You Want to Date a Teddy Bear: Ranking Teddy Bears by their Sensibility, Dependability, and F#ckability
So You Want to Date a Teddy Bear: Ranking Teddy Bears by their Sensibility, Dependability, and F#ckability
Pooh is a thiccc ass bear with plenty of cushion for the pushin’. Though a giving partner, he’s not without his kinks, such as a preference to use honey as a substitute for over-the-counter lubrication.
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Tragic 8 Ball, Fearby, Speak & Hell, and more #TerrifyingToys on this week's trending jokes game!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/toys4eva-feat.png 330 432 Jeremy Hooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jeremy Hooper2021-08-17 22:22:122021-08-17 22:26:19I Didn’t Grow Up. I’m Still a Toys R Us Kid. I Should’ve Thought This Through.
I Didn’t Grow Up. I’m Still a Toys R Us Kid. I Should’ve Thought This Through.
I might’ve grown into a Spencer’s Gifts tween, pretending to look at Simpsons posters while covertly peeping fuzzy handcuffs and naughty dice. I could’ve become a Gadzooks teen, shoplifting ironic ringer tees I only sorta understood. I could’ve aged into an HomeGoods adult, embracing the simple thrills of decorative farfalle housed in seafoam green canisters. Instead, I’m cursed to live in a label-scarred building that’s only seasonally used as a Spirit Halloween.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/trump-xmas-feat.png 330 432 Ron Hauge https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ron Hauge2020-12-23 22:38:352020-12-23 22:38:35CARTOON: Lil Donnie Gifts
CARTOON: Lil Donnie Gifts
It starts early. Today's cartoon by Ron Hauge.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/products-feat.png 330 432 Amy Currul https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Amy Currul2020-11-26 21:42:522020-11-26 21:42:52Ads For Products You Never Wanted
Ads For Products You Never Wanted
Winner's Rubix Cube: Did you like fidget spinners? Do you want to feel smart without doing any work to get there? Soothe your ego with a Winner's Rubix Cube.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/rent-feat.png 330 432 Drew Panckeri https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Drew Panckeri2020-08-04 21:40:072020-08-04 21:40:07CARTOON: Rent Vent
CARTOON: Rent Vent
Look out for the eviction fairy. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.
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Raggedy Anne Hathaway, GI Joan Collins, Pog the Bounty Hunter, and more #CelebAToy on this week's trending joke game!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/deathrow-feat.png 330 432 Paul Lander https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Paul Lander2019-09-06 19:30:162019-09-06 19:30:16Quiz: Death Row Or Hasbro?
Quiz: Death Row Or Hasbro?
Hasbro buys Death Row Records, do you know which is which? Ready, set, go...
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The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting
The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/featured-image-template-seamonkeys.jpg 330 432 Greg Hahn https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Greg Hahn2018-03-28 21:31:052018-03-28 21:31:05Sea Monkeys, A Starter Kit for Disappointment
Sea Monkeys, A Starter Kit for Disappointment
Long before Facebook and Instagram gave the masses the tools…
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Jack Off Joe Toy Catalogue
'Horrible' Harvey Weinstein...$8.99 The original--and some…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/featured-image-template-toystits.jpg 330 432 Paul Lander https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Paul Lander2017-12-23 18:45:262017-12-23 18:45:26“Toys For Tots” Goes Bust!
“Toys For Tots” Goes Bust!
A newspaper typo turned a local toy drive into a major traffic…