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CARTOON: Less Successful Covid-19 Fundraisers
Dreading all of these. Today's cartoon by Lance Hansen.
90s Movie Plot Points Adjusted for 2020
Titanic: The ill-fated ship never ends up sailing because, well, COVID. Jack ended up just hanging out in Southampton continuing to make each day count, and playing card games that allowed him to maintain a safe social distance. Rose of course ends up married to Cal, but not without building a really impressive Pinterest board of wedding ideas first! It made for a really boring movie, but the ending is now unbelievably happy. 1,500 people got to live, and the marriage between Billy Zane and Kate Winslet produced some ridiculously good-looking children.
It is I, Ramp
Honestly dude, you need to take a look in the mirror. So, you almost fell down a ramp and embarrassed yourself. Shit happens. President Ford nearly fell down the steps descending an airplane back in ‘75. He didn’t blame tweet the flight of stairs. He laughed it off and continued serving his unremarkable term.
CARTOON: MORE RALLY VENUES
Always read the fine print! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
If Shakespeare Characters Had Podcasts
Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Stabby: Hi, we’re high school #powercouple Romeo and Juliet, and we bite our thumbs at your tacky wedding. Check out our weekly podcast where we answer all your most common wedding questions regarding: venue, music, difficult in-laws, and ways to prevent a dramatic accidental suicide over your way too intense love before the big day! Sponsored by ChristianMingle.com.
Good Jobs For Bad Cops
Bouncer at bingo parlors, Spray-Hose Operator at tanning salon, Motivational Speaker at skinhead rallies and more.
If ‘Wartime President’ Trump Had Been President During Past U.S. Wars
War of 1812: Grabs all portraits of the previous presidents when the British set fire to the White House, and then throws the paintings into the blaze. Expresses disappointment that the “rat-infested” city of Baltimore is successfully defended. Later takes credit for writing “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
CARTOON: Mirror Mirror
Overkill. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
#FlirtyFastFood
McRibbed For Her Pleasure, Side Chick-fil-A, Legg McMuffin, and more #FlirtyFastFood on this week's trending joke game!
Coronavirus Sympathy Cards From Your Brainwashed Facebook Friends
Sorry to hear of your brother's passing. Why didn't he ask for hydroxychloroquine?
CARTOON: Back Up
Know what? Will give him 12 feet. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
Signs That the Person You’re Dating Is Secretly an Identical Twin
Before you Google whether or not that last sentence is true, please skim the below exhaustive list of red flags that the person you’ve been coupled with is actually a couple in and of themselves —i.e. a duo of secret twins masquerading as one. You never know until it’s too late!
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CARTOON: Less Successful Covid-19 Fundraisers
Dreading all of these. Today's cartoon by Lance Hansen.
90s Movie Plot Points Adjusted for 2020
Titanic: The ill-fated ship never ends up sailing because, well, COVID. Jack ended up just hanging out in Southampton continuing to make each day count, and playing card games that allowed him to maintain a safe social distance. Rose of course ends up married to Cal, but not without building a really impressive Pinterest board of wedding ideas first! It made for a really boring movie, but the ending is now unbelievably happy. 1,500 people got to live, and the marriage between Billy Zane and Kate Winslet produced some ridiculously good-looking children.
It is I, Ramp
Honestly dude, you need to take a look in the mirror. So, you almost fell down a ramp and embarrassed yourself. Shit happens. President Ford nearly fell down the steps descending an airplane back in ‘75. He didn’t blame tweet the flight of stairs. He laughed it off and continued serving his unremarkable term.
CARTOON: MORE RALLY VENUES
Always read the fine print! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
If Shakespeare Characters Had Podcasts
Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Stabby: Hi, we’re high school #powercouple Romeo and Juliet, and we bite our thumbs at your tacky wedding. Check out our weekly podcast where we answer all your most common wedding questions regarding: venue, music, difficult in-laws, and ways to prevent a dramatic accidental suicide over your way too intense love before the big day! Sponsored by ChristianMingle.com.
Good Jobs For Bad Cops
Bouncer at bingo parlors, Spray-Hose Operator at tanning salon, Motivational Speaker at skinhead rallies and more.
If ‘Wartime President’ Trump Had Been President During Past U.S. Wars
War of 1812: Grabs all portraits of the previous presidents when the British set fire to the White House, and then throws the paintings into the blaze. Expresses disappointment that the “rat-infested” city of Baltimore is successfully defended. Later takes credit for writing “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
CARTOON: Mirror Mirror
Overkill. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
#FlirtyFastFood
McRibbed For Her Pleasure, Side Chick-fil-A, Legg McMuffin, and more #FlirtyFastFood on this week's trending joke game!
Coronavirus Sympathy Cards From Your Brainwashed Facebook Friends
Sorry to hear of your brother's passing. Why didn't he ask for hydroxychloroquine?
CARTOON: Back Up
Know what? Will give him 12 feet. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
Signs That the Person You’re Dating Is Secretly an Identical Twin
Before you Google whether or not that last sentence is true, please skim the below exhaustive list of red flags that the person you’ve been coupled with is actually a couple in and of themselves —i.e. a duo of secret twins masquerading as one. You never know until it’s too late!