This Week’s Most Popular Graffiti Seen On A Restroom Wall At TJ Maxx
Having sexual intercourse in this stall? Think about those Sarah McLachlan dog commercials to keep from finishing too quickly
Discount anal bleaching is on the horizon, stay tuned to this space for updates
If you’re looking for a glory hole, go to Ross
When Jesus returns, act like we just found the coke here in the toilet
Flush twice if you would like to place random items into my bottom
The comments on this wall re your mother being a stank ho are fictional, and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental
Could this stall be the setting of our meet cute?
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
