Trump No Longer President? Here’s 50 Things To Stress You Out Instead

The Senate Impeachment Trial

College students in Florida

Your parent/partner/pet crashing your 1:1 Zoom call without realizing they’re on video

Accidentally flashing someone on a Zoom call when unbuttoning your pants after lunch

Watching Tiger King

Learning what the streaming wars are and figuring out which providers to subscribe to

Investing in the stock market

Phlebotomists saying “you’ll feel just a pinch”

TikTok dances

Reading TikTok comments late at night that complain about having school the next day

Realizing how much influencers half your age get paid on TikTok

Finding a Valentine

Counter defrosting frozen meat

Amazon religiously delivering packages to your neighbor

People who don’t believe in wearing sunscreen

The line at the Post Office

Going to the dentist with a cavity and leaving with coronavirus

Anchovies on pizza

Frayed iPhone cords

“u up?” texts

Losing one hour of sleep during Daylight Savings

Seeing Betty White’s name trend on social media

Trying on that pair of jeans you bought in January

Roth IRAs

Seeing your boss typing on Slack

Automatic computer updates

Restaurants advertising calorie counts on their menus

That kid who just took off their mask in front of you and sneezed

Plain White Claw

The current season of The Bachelorette

Black Friday

Buying foundation online since you can’t try it on in-stores

Losing your receipt for the five shades of foundation you purchased online

Lower back pain

Filling out your tax returns when working in a different state during quarantine

Climate change

Cuffing season

Your friend asking if you listened to their podcast

Your friend asking you to be on their podcast

Waiting for your luggage in baggage claim

Asking someone to repeat themselves and still not being able to hear them

Calls that go straight to voicemail

Instagram notifying someone when you screenshot their story

Accidentally liking someone’s Instagram photo from six years ago

Accidentally liking your ex’s photo on Instagram from six seconds ago

Your ex endorsing you on LinkedIn for interpersonal communication skills

Being weighed during a physical

Sober karaoke

The IRS giving you a “payment status not available” screen instead of a stimulus check

The Electoral College