Witch’s Potions, And What They Do
Powdered Eye Of Newt
Advanced arm wrestling ability upgrade.
Skin Shavings From Recently Deflowered Warlock
Up to 50% off your regular car insurance.
Feather Of A Witch’s Familiar
Ability to suddenly understand the appeal of The Bachelor.
Distilled Cupid Tears
Akin to the shingles vaccine, but with a slight sour cream and cheddar aftertaste.
Pickled Antichrist Placenta
Sharpens up your tennis swing.
Blessed Stomach Lining Of A Dragon
Become a master of the 2 Step overnight!!
Scrap of Torn Flesh Containing Ancient Druid Tattoo
A zesty addition to any vinegar based salad.
Ashes Of Burnt Ouija Board Possessed By Serial Killer Demon
The base ingredient of a real chocolate cake with no calories!!
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
