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10 Lesser Known Award Shows Nominees

Tis the season for award show nominees. Here are the few, the amazing – the lesser known nominees.

 

10. Chelsea Clinton 

Best Supporting Daughter In An Election Year
This is her third nomination.


9. Critics Who Voted For Alec Baldwin 



Best Supporting
No one had this Baldwin’s back like the Critics Choice Awards in the tete a tete with Donald Trump. Except possibly Stephen, who just loves to clap.


8. Russia 

Technical Achievement Award
Look, if they really did hack the election results, they need an award. Unless that award is Donald Trump, in which case – yeah, it’s probably already a little man dipped in gold.


7. J.K. Rowling 

Best Script That Was A Sequel But Never Really Said Sequel


6. Rogue One

LOOKS LIKE J.K. ROWLING HAS A RUN FOR HER MONEY.


5. BB-8 

Best Lead Actor
It’s pronounced “lead.”


4. Westworld 

Best TV Show Based On True – NO IT’S NOT A TRUE STORY ABORT 010101101


4. Westworld 

Best TV Show Based On A Movie Based On A True NO NO NO 01110101


4. Westworld 

Happiest Cyborgs Ever Award
Won.


3. El Chapo 

Favorite Breakout Artist


2. Clean Jeans And A Comfy Shirt

Best Ensemble


1. Cubs 

Best Original Score