Non-Televised Rio Olympics Events

100m Police Chase

Rusty Wire Fence Hurdles

Smoke-Grenade Shotput

Skeet Shooting Tourists In The Leg

Weightlifting Equipment Out Of News Vans

Hide and Go Rob

Individual DressUpLikePolice… Oh wait, nevermind.

Synchronized Looting

Sewage Waste Diving

Team Handball

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Tim Latterner is the leading expert on pizza folding techniques, black and white cookies, and all things sandwich related. He has written for CollegeHumor, Playboy Magazine, MAD Magazine, and a bunch of other humor publications. He’s a good guy, you should get to know him.