A 4/20 Sesh or a Kids’ Easter Egg Hunt?

1. The squad gets together for an afternoon at Jax’s.
2. Cody rocks up in a giant pink bunny costume.
3. Bailey is in the backyard spinning in circles, singing “Baby Shark,” and trying to pat her head and rub her tummy.
4. Luna gets the munchies and asks if there’s anything to eat.
5. Jax says he has some eggs somewhere, but doesn’t know where.
6. Everyone gets excited by the idea of an egg hunt.
7. They search for eggs in the kitchen, in the linen closet, in the crevices between the couch cushions, in the pot plants, in the garden, in the dog bowl, up the trees, and all through the neighbor’s roses while he yells at them to “Shoo you rapscallions.”
8. Kyle is the first to stumble across a shiny, technicolor egg; he shoves it in his mouth and tries to swallow it whole.
9. Everyone starts to find eggs of brilliant colors and patterns, with much euphoria and giggling.
10. Only Blaze hasn’t found an egg; he starts to whimper.
11. Willow takes pity on Blaze and nods towards an egg stuck in a finch’s nest that Bailey had just been wearing as a hat.
12. Blaze lights up.
13. Time slows as the buzz from a chill sesh kicks in, and then time stands still as 14. Skylar launches into a nonsensical monologue about how her dad knows all about the economic and geopolitical levers that influence the price of eggs.
14. Logan eats so many eggs that he starts to feel nauseous and then throws up.
15. Mary-Jane eats so many eggs that she falls asleep.
16. Staci won’t stop asking to do another egg hunt.
17. Lenny won’t stop saying, “I just love you peeps.”
18. Brad gets anxious that he won’t have a day as good as this for another year.
19. Amber preaches that some eggs are filled with caramel because they symbolize Jesus’s caramel-filled tomb.
20. Cody hops home.

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Both: 1–3
Both: 4–20