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Anthony Weiner’s First Day Of Prison Mistakes
Asking to see the “toilet wine list”.
Handing out drawings of his genitals to fellow inmates.
Taking great pains to show off his tattoo of the Olsen Twins while in the communal shower.
Attempting to apply the “finders keepers” rule to a pack of Winston Reds dropped by the second in command of Lord Mamba’s crew.
Asking for conjugal visits with his iPhone.
Announcing to everyone that his prison nickname is The Weiner.
Expressing overly enthusiastic interest in cell-mate’s teenage daughter visit schedule.
Asked where all of the women are.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
