April 16, Phillies @ Braves—Bark at the Park Night, plus a special appearance by former Atlanta Falcons superstar Michael Vick (UPDATE: Due to unforeseen circumstances, Michael Vick’s appearance has been postponed until a later date) April 22, Blue Jays @ Yankees—Trickle-Down Tickets: 50% off tickets for anyone earning over $500,000 annually May 16, Cardinals @ […]
As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy Giuliani has assumed the all-important role of being the President’s cyber security adviser. But it’s not just the President who can use Mr. Giuliani’s help—here are just a few of Rudy’s foolproof cyber security tips that are guaranteed to help keep every American’s computer safe. Never […]
When the Obamas departed from the White House on January 20th, they made a quick pit stop in Palm Springs, California before heading to the British Virgin Islands for a long overdue vacation. Here are just a few of the ways Barack and Michelle spent their time on this island paradise: Going scuba diving in […]
Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the word “lies.” Where should we put the bust of Omarosa? Does the White House bowling alley have bumpers? Never mind, I’ll just have Kellyanne go on CNN and tell everyone I bowled a perfect game. The Washington Monument is making me feel really self-conscious, […]
