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Get Your Tickets Now: Special Promotions For The 2018 Baseball Season

April 16, Phillies @ Braves—Bark at the Park Night, plus a special appearance by former Atlanta Falcons superstar Michael Vick (UPDATE: Due to unforeseen circumstances, Michael Vick’s appearance has been postponed until a later date)


April 22, Blue Jays @ Yankees—Trickle-Down Tickets: 50% off tickets for anyone earning over $500,000 annually


May 16, Cardinals @ Twins—$1 Hot Dog Night (Disclaimer: All hot dogs are leftover from the 2017 season)


May 23, Marlins @ Mets—Noose Giveaway (First 14,000 Mets fans)




June 8, Pirates @ Cubs—Poison Ivy Night: Wrigley Field’s outfield walls will be covered with poison ivy for one night only as to add an element of danger to the game in an effort to drive up television ratings


June 17, Red Sox @ Mariners—Second Coming Of Jesus: Jesus will return to sign autographs behind section 121 from the beginning of the 3rd inning until the end of the 5th inning


June 21, Orioles @ Nationals—Donald Trump Bobblehead Giveaway: Lucky fans in attendance will receive a very real (fake) golden Trump bobblehead and the chance to be part of his cabinet!


July 3, White Sox @ Reds—Seinfeld Night: Season 5 of Seinfeld will be shown on the jumbotron to distract from the dumpster fire of a game taking place on the field


July 30, Brewers @ Dodgers—Sandy Koufax Phone Number Retirement: The Los Angeles Dodgers will retire Sandy Koufax’s old 213 number and provide him with a new 323 area code


August 6, Tigers @ Angels—$1 Beer Night (Disclaimer: All cups cost $15 and cannot be reused)


August 27, Athletics @ Astros—Roger Clemens Bobblesyringe Giveaway (First 18,000 fans)


September 3, Giants @ Rockies—Star Wars Night: Celebrating the 34th anniversary of Ronald Reagan’s Strategic Defense Initiative


September 28, Indians @ Royals—George Brett Kidney Giveaway: One lucky fan in attendance will receive Royals legend George Brett’s left kidney