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Rejected Sequels To “The Nightmare Before Christmas”
The Cupid’s Arrow on Cinco De Mayo, The Fasting Before Arbor Day, The Egg Hunt On My Birthday, and more!
Entries by Caleb Coy
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An Elder Millennial Remembers the Late 1900s
Son, back in my day, bizkits were limp, nary a pumpkin wasn’t smashed, and systems were actually made from a real down. Can you believe it?
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Unwelcome “I Hardly Know Her” Punchlines From Your Obnoxious Coworker
Cheesegrater? I hardly know’er! Obnoxiously inappropriate coworker? I hardly know’er!
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Children’s Programming For Drugged Out Parents
The Flintstoned, Sesame Tweak, Barney the Purple Haze Dinosaur, and more!
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Acceptable Ways To Pronounce “Entrepreneuer”
Under Purr Knower, Entree Panera, Intruder Prawner, and more!
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Album Names For Your Dad’s Bluegrass Cover Band
Dixie With Myself, Dark Side of the Moonshine, Wish You Were Deer, and more!
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Unfortunately Fortuitous Quotes From the Animated Film Playing Down the Hall As You and Your Partner Climax
“Ready or not, I’m coming in hot!” -Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Best of 2023
Movies In the Cocaine Bear Cinematic Universe
Alcohol Walrus, Weed Donkey, Ether Bunny, and more!
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As a Content Creator, The Most Rewarding Part of My Job is Calling Myself a Content Creator
See those contents on that computer screen? I put some of that in there. I’m a maker of #mediastuff. You could call me a #mediacontributor, basically. Sometimes I just fill boxes with words for the sake of it. Gotta meet that word count.
Best Of 2021
Variants of Benedict Cumberbatch We Expect to See in The Multiverse of Madness
Megabit Colormatch, Bedouin Stumbled Back, Benadryl McCumber Act, and more!
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Kama Sutra Positions Inspired By Terminology On Your History Exam
The Bay of Pigs Invasion: The woman positions a chorizo Cubano in such a way as to provoke the man to perform a Sneaky Castro. As American citizens, you are officially not involved.
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Here’s Today’s Food Allergy Horoscope
OVARIUS: Breakfast can be hard with an egg aversion. Venus governs the mysterious eighth house of intimacy, due diligence, and rich endeavors. I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean, but look—It is time to change the rhythm of your life. Just don’t bother going out to eat with anyone so you can tell them about it.