Entries by Delaney Murphy


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Football Moves That Can Also Be Used To Reject People Hitting On You In Bars

You’re probably aware of the game they call football.  But have you ever imagined that the moves you see in a football game could be used to your advantage while out on the town? Picture this: You’re at a bar. You’re having fun. You feel great because it’s 2018 and surely everyone understands the concept […]

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International House of Pancakes, Iconic Breakfast Restaurant, Dead at 60

Known for their breakfast and contributions to American obesity, the famous house of pancakes sadly passed away at the age of 60 on Monday morning. The coroner has reported the cause of death to be bad marketing.  The restaurant served as an iconic venue for almost every kind of event – hangover breakfasts, post high […]

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Governor’s Ball presents a new VIP experience: The Velveeta Cheese Chain Smoking Tent brought to you by Crocs Shoes

In case there wasn’t enough glitter and Woodstock nostalgia for you last year, Governor’s Ball is making an even better comeback this year, with even bigger wristbands that you can leave on for weeks after to show everyone that you went. Governor’s Ball, or GovBall as the kids call it, has revolutionized the VIP festival […]