CARTOON: Project 2025
Dystopian Dialogue. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Ivan Ehlers is contributor to MAD Magazine, The New Yorker, and the continuing issue of world-wide moral decline.
Dystopian Dialogue. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
The lengths we go for love. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Less is more. I think. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Maybe 2 more. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Ready to work…miracles. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Stand back and standy by. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Bad hurt, not good hurt. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers and Kit Lively.
Though I will accept all cookies. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Just Shredful. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Make rejection your brand and try to monetize that somehow. Reflect on the fact that others who have found great success are significantly younger or older than you… but no one is exactly your age. Consult an attorney about suing for some kind of age discrimination. Scream into the void. And more!
Contrary to what their paychecks would suggest, movies are not just made of stars. Actors in supporting roles are either up-and-coming bit players hoping to become movie stars, or over-the-hill movie stars looking to prolong their last fleeting moments of fame. Regardless of which side of the chute they land on, it is imperative that you remind them at every opportunity that they are not the stars of this film. The director is the star of this film.
Logical leaps from “But her emails’ to ‘mind control 5g chips’ Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
How embarrassing. Extra feather? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Fascist Fairy Tales. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Don’t get creamed! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Mindless Buzz. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Really stacking that talent roster. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Numbers are climbing fast, don’t miss out! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
SEINFELD: Jerry’s date becomes infuriated when he won’t let her get within six feet of him. George starts a protest movement to get a haircut. Elaine argues with a security guard after not maintaining proper social distance in line to buy toilet paper. Kramer sets out to prove the coronavirus is man-made by eating only genetically-modified foods.
Much more accurate. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Would know those tiny hands anywhere. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
He went to Jared. Again. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Lead by example, Будем здоровы! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
We rest our case….for being awesome. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
They’ve had it too good for too long! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Too subtle? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Answer hazy. Ask again later. Спасибо!
“In America, women have rights over their wombs. In Soviet America, women have rights as long as they are still in the womb!”
A new hope. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Four Letters: You actually met the love of your life yesterday at 6:43 pm. Or you would have if you didn’t insist on getting pho again for like the ninth day in a row. Instead, that person you gave your number to will be ruining your life for the next eleven years.
Let’s get bombed. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
It’s gonna really hit hard. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Getting ready for Trumper Dome. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Uncontrollably scripted! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
The framers planned for this. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Finally something we all can agree on! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Can we get Presidential Disaster Relief? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Seems like he really, really, really doesn’t want anyone seeing these taxes, right? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Unbelievably believable. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Repel and replace. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Redacted Roadmap. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Barr totally read the Mueller Report, so you don’t have to. Like CliffsNotes! Stop asking so many questions. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
An illustrated guide to the important daily activities of our commander-in-cheese.
Here’s some insight into Donald Trump’s decision making process. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
The beginning of the end? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Donald was pissed that he wasn’t the Person of the Year for TIME Magazine. But another publication made him Person of the Century! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Everyone knows Trump is “Individual-1.” Mueller really lets him know! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
RBG Color Coded. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers
How Mitch McConnell spent his Thanksgiving. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
I Call No Tag Backs! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Everything else, pretty accurate. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Nothing like getting endorsed by such a great pal! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers!
Toss in a casino while you’re at it. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Is this party BYOB? Because that’s no problem. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
Goals: Supreme Court Justice or FBI (Federal Breast Inspector) Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers
Can it be a lot of people? Just one? Feels like it could be a lot. Today’s cartoon by Ivan!