Entries by Ivan Ehlers

How to Deal With Rejection Like a Professional

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Make rejection your brand and try to monetize that somehow. Reflect on the fact that others who have found great success are significantly younger or older than you… but no one is exactly your age. Consult an attorney about suing for some kind of age discrimination. Scream into the void. And more!

How To Direct Actors

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Contrary to what their paychecks would suggest, movies are not just made of stars. Actors in supporting roles are either up-and-coming bit players hoping to become movie stars, or over-the-hill movie stars looking to prolong their last fleeting moments of fame. Regardless of which side of the chute they land on, it is imperative that you remind them at every opportunity that they are not the stars of this film. The director is the star of this film.

If Classic TV Shows Took Place in 2020

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SEINFELD: Jerry’s date becomes infuriated when he won’t let her get within six feet of him. George starts a protest movement to get a haircut. Elaine argues with a security guard after not maintaining proper social distance in line to buy toilet paper. Kramer sets out to prove the coronavirus is man-made by eating only genetically-modified foods.

CARTOON: Trump Cover

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Donald was pissed that he wasn’t the Person of the Year for TIME Magazine. But another publication made him Person of the Century! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.