Entries by Ivan Ehlers


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CARTOON: Turtle Topper

The lengths we go for love. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Uncover Up

Less is more. I think. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Favor Saver

Maybe 2 more. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Spyware

Though I will accept all cookies. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Recycling

Just Shredful. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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How to Deal With Rejection Like a Professional

Make rejection your brand and try to monetize that somehow. Reflect on the fact that others who have found great success are significantly younger or older than you… but no one is exactly your age. Consult an attorney about suing for some kind of age discrimination. Scream into the void. And more!

Best Of 2021

How To Direct Actors

Contrary to what their paychecks would suggest, movies are not just made of stars. Actors in supporting roles are either up-and-coming bit players hoping to become movie stars, or over-the-hill movie stars looking to prolong their last fleeting moments of fame. Regardless of which side of the chute they land on, it is imperative that you remind them at every opportunity that they are not the stars of this film. The director is the star of this film.

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CARTOON: MAGA Metals

Logical leaps from “But her emails’ to ‘mind control 5g chips’ Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Riot Geared

How embarrassing. Extra feather? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Tales

Fascist Fairy Tales. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Mindless Buzz

Mindless Buzz. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: RNC Speakers

Really stacking that talent roster. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Full Endorsement

Numbers are climbing fast, don’t miss out! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Best of 2020

If Classic TV Shows Took Place in 2020

SEINFELD: Jerry’s date becomes infuriated when he won’t let her get within six feet of him. George starts a protest movement to get a haircut. Elaine argues with a security guard after not maintaining proper social distance in line to buy toilet paper. Kramer sets out to prove the coronavirus is man-made by eating only genetically-modified foods.

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CARTOON: War Crime Prez

Much more accurate. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Warp Drive

He went to Jared. Again. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Home Office

Lead by example, Будем здоровы! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: NATO Notice

Too subtle? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Ask The 8 Ball

Answer hazy. Ask again later. Спасибо!

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Moscow Mitch In Soviet America

“In America, women have rights over their wombs. In Soviet America, women have rights as long as they are still in the womb!”

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Love & Dating Advice Based On The Number Of Letters In Your First Name

Four Letters: You actually met the love of your life yesterday at 6:43 pm. Or you would have if you didn’t insist on getting pho again for like the ninth day in a row. Instead, that person you gave your number to will be ruining your life for the next eleven years.

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CARTOON: Bolton Bolts

Let’s get bombed. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Bracing

It’s gonna really hit hard. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Locked and Loaded

Getting ready for Trumper Dome. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Uncontrollable

Uncontrollably scripted! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Magic Weapon

The framers planned for this. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Agreement

Finally something we all can agree on! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Disaster Relief

Can we get Presidential Disaster Relief? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Taxes

Seems like he really, really, really doesn’t want anyone seeing these taxes, right? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: TrumpCrow

Repel and replace. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Road Map

Redacted Roadmap. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Barred Mueller Report

Barr totally read the Mueller Report, so you don’t have to. Like CliffsNotes! Stop asking so many questions. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Decision Making

Here’s some insight into Donald Trump’s decision making process. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Baby New Year

The beginning of the end? Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Cover

Donald was pissed that he wasn’t the Person of the Year for TIME Magazine. But another publication made him Person of the Century! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump’s Number 1!

Everyone knows Trump is “Individual-1.” Mueller really lets him know! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: RBG Color Coded

RBG Color Coded. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

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CARTOON: You Lose! I Win!

I Call No Tag Backs! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Blimp in USA

Everything else, pretty accurate. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Trump Stump For Ted Cruz

Nothing like getting endorsed by such a great pal! Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers!

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CARTOON: Just Checking

Toss in a casino while you’re at it. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Supremely Hazy Court

Is this party BYOB? Because that’s no problem. Today’s cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

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CARTOON: Guess Who?

Can it be a lot of people? Just one? Feels like it could be a lot. Today’s cartoon by Ivan!