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The Life of an Ellipsis…
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Entries by Kiki O'Keeffe
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You Are What You Eat
When you accidentally eat some egg shell, that’s when your big toenail gets impossibly thick.
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Things More Distracting Than Your Screen
The eyelash on your co-worker’s right cheek that you wish you could just grab and make a wish on, but these are not the rules of polite society. Also bees.
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Quiz: Did I Cancel These Plans Because I’m A Flake Or Because Mercury Is In Retrograde?
The beach trip to the Rockaways that ended after I texted everyone, “I think it’s going to rain, maybe we should ‘rain check’ hahahaha.” It didn’t rain, but the pun worked well.
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Silence of the Notifications
INT. PRISON — DAY: CLARICE, a young FBI agent, approaches a cell where MARK ZUCKERBERG is being contained.
