OK, so now you’re looking up flights to France? Why? You know you aren’t actually going to go there, you were just looking up “ways to trick my mother in law into thinking I have more money” so, what game are we playing here?
Ding ding ding, EXCUSE ME, why are we carb loading first thing in the morning? Where them hard boiled eggs at you promised to eat?
12:26 PM from Cuminoids: Looks like Farm 2 Mouth meal delivery just showed up at the same time. Not sure why you have both services going as Cuminoids has everything you could need in our inventory with an emphasis on all things enhanced by Cumin.
Tied a weather balloon to his gun to make his suicide look like a homicide. Died from jumped off a pier into his fishing net. Wrote a Farewell to Arms while sitting in a salty shack bar in Key West. Read a Farewell to Arms will sitting in a salty shack bar in Key West. […]
In the palace square, when I walked a little too close to a few doves eating a croissant, scarring them, making them fly away. The time I bumped into a marble statue at the museum, not even slightly budging the two-ton structure, but nevertheless feeling as though I had wronged it. When my […]
We’ve been the source of quality family entertainment since 1982, and we’re pleased to say that we’ve managed to stay in business through two economic downturns and a nasty bout of company-wide food poisoning. Children and families visit us to play games, win tickets, get prizes, and learn the fundamentals of a free market, and […]
This institution is designed to suck money from hapless victims with delusions of grandeur. People devote time every week to this, in order to find a better life, rather than by changing any other tangible aspect of their lives. People really think they are hopefully bettering themselves, but they are really bettering the organization that […]
The phrases in the posts and comments aren’t quite right: You know what they say, the bigger the dictator, the closer to God. The surveillance satellites at night, are big and bright…deep in the heart of Texas! I’m such a couch cabbage! This is just a case where protesting your leader killed the cat. Don’t […]
I’m tired of competing with typical sounds in this godforsaken house to get some damned attention. My soul was simply bound to the wrong place, at the wrong time. This house is a real piece of shit – rundown, full of leaks, creaks, squeaks, electrical shortages, uneven floors. It hasn’t been updated since the 1980’s. […]