Make Loud Noises: The only 100% effective way to survive compliments is to avoid them entirely. If you see a complimenter approaching, try scaring them away with loud noises. Bang pots and pans, yell, or fondly talk about the Joe Rogan Podcast.
About Michael Caves
Michael Caves is a stand up comic and writer originally from Iowa. His writing has appeared in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, and others. In college he created his own major studying decision-making and the brain. That was a terrible decision.
Entries by Michael Caves
How often should I take a sip of my drink to avoid answering? How long can I fake sip on an empty glass until someone notices? How long can I fake sip out of a fake glass until I notice?
But as your relationship with taxes becomes increasingly intimate, you’ll learn that a tax season is as fickle as it is naughty. After you mail in your taxes you may never see that tax season again. I advise you to move on with your life.
So it turns out I thought I had hit mute but accidentally did not. My boss says “Gerald are you okay? We can hear you breathing on the line.”. I begin to breathe heavier because famous author Malcolm Gladwell talks about the importance of meditation. I really hope famous author Malcolm Gladwell would be proud of me.
How do we do it? Here at the law firm that represented James Franco, we leverage systemic societal and legal injustices that favor wealthy men in power so that YOU TOO can get away with exploiting women for little or no consequence!