Entries by RK Pendergrass

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Creepy Guy With ‘Free Breast Exam’ T-Shirt Now Most Viable Women’s Health Option In Louisiana

The Louisiana Department of Health has released an official statement declaring Todd Alleman, a 44 year old man wearing a “free breast exam” tee shirt, to be the state’s top women’s healthcare provider. In a recent interview, Alleman told reporters that he sees over 500 women a week, and tries to give thorough examinations to as […]


If Adult Movie Dialogue Was Actually ‘Adult’

“Oh god, you’re harder than getting out of bed in the morning.” “I need you like I probably need to make a dentist appointment.” “I’m gonna be all over you like dirty socks are all over my floor.” “I want you more than I want financial security.” “You’re so filthy you make these bedsheets I […]