The Louisiana Department of Health has released an official statement declaring Todd Alleman, a 44 year old man wearing a “free breast exam” tee shirt, to be the state’s top women’s healthcare provider. In a recent interview, Alleman told reporters that he sees over 500 women a week, and tries to give thorough examinations to as […]
About RK Pendergrass
RK is a writer, storyteller, and humorist in Washington, D.C, who has written for McSweeneys, Redbook, HowStuffWorks, Eater, Dragon Con TV, and more. RK has studied with Second City, Dad’s Garage, and Washington Improv Theatre. Before that she was a child actor and model, but was never famous enough to develop a drug habit or a worthwhile IMDB page. She also hosts and produces the nationally touring Solve for X Variety Show, an event that combines science, comedy, art, and (periodically) puns.
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“Oh god, you’re harder than getting out of bed in the morning.” “I need you like I probably need to make a dentist appointment.” “I’m gonna be all over you like dirty socks are all over my floor.” “I want you more than I want financial security.” “You’re so filthy you make these bedsheets I […]