Teresa Douglas – Weekly Humorist

About Teresa Douglas

Teresa Douglas is a humor and satire writer in Vancouver, Canada. She has an MFA and an MBA, which makes her a professional BS-er. You can follow her on Twitter at @TeresaReport and check out her work at theteresareport.com.

Entries by Teresa Douglas

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Debuting on Broadband: The Book of Zuckerberg

by Teresa Douglas and Rochelle Elana Fisher
August 5, 2021

Hello! My name is Elder Zuckerberg and I would like to share with you the most amazing update to my book. The good book. The Facebook. Not only can you follow your friends, but now, you can also follow God with the help of the new worship features available to you. That’s right, sinners. I brought God to Facebook so you can experience salvation.

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Brood X Cicada or Frat Boy on Break?

by Teresa Douglas
April 13, 2021

All they want to do is get laid. No concept of personal space. They never travel in groups smaller than swarms. And more!

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5 Ways to Make Your Pandemic Anniversary the Best on the Block

by Teresa Douglas and Cassie Soliday
March 16, 2021

Start your pandemic anniversary off on the right foot with everyone’s favorite isolation comfort food. Candles optional but highly encouraged.

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Pandemic Looks for Fashion Week

by Teresa Douglas and Cassie Soliday
February 16, 2021

Trendy vaccinations are taking the world by storm. If you’ve got it, this fringe will flaunt it.