Start your pandemic anniversary off on the right foot with everyone’s favorite isolation comfort food. Candles optional but highly encouraged.
Then work off those extra carbs with a rousing game of keep away—keeping that toilet paper roll away from your neighbors.
Recreate that claustrophobic lockdown feeling by jamming the entire family into a small space while you try to work.
As the sun goes down, put on your most festive mask and buy black-market hand sanitizer from a stranger.
Then finish off your special day with some banging music dedicated to the essential workers still helping us all.
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