5 Ways to Make Your Pandemic Anniversary the Best on the Block
Start your pandemic anniversary off on the right foot with everyone’s favorite isolation comfort food. Candles optional but highly encouraged.
Then work off those extra carbs with a rousing game of keep away—keeping that toilet paper roll away from your neighbors.
Recreate that claustrophobic lockdown feeling by jamming the entire family into a small space while you try to work.
As the sun goes down, put on your most festive mask and buy black-market hand sanitizer from a stranger.
Then finish off your special day with some banging music dedicated to the essential workers still helping us all.
Teresa Douglas is a humor and satire writer in Vancouver, Canada. She has an MFA and an MBA, which makes her a professional BS-er. You can follow her on Twitter at @TeresaReport and check out her work at theteresareport.com.