Whistling conveys a sense of carefreeness and nonchalance. I have never felt carefree or nonchalant. Whistling in a carefree and nonchalant manner alerts the mysterious forces at work (the ones that control Murphy’s Law) that you are enjoying life a bit too much, and now, something bad must happen.
Why, yes, I also grew up playing team sports and they made me who I am today. I strongly agree that working in a team environment is just like playing sports. I am an all-around athlete who dabbled in all the sports, cerebrally.
Discover an underrated band and become an avid fan.
Join the band’s email list and Spotify channel, follow them on all the socials and build a small shrine to them in your bedroom.
Revel in the fact that only a few of your friends have heard of them.
Pro: Will have a reason to start a gang and call ourselves “The Lost Girls.”
Con: Will have to keep explaining the connection to the 1987 film “The Lost Boys” featuring Kiefer Sutherland.
Just a little poop on my jacket, it’ll wash right off. These things happen. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s totally fine. But why is it so wet? Is it a poop or a pee? Or a combo… Anyway, it’s good luck. I think. Do people say that? Did I hear that somewhere? I could use […]
I can’t wait to try it out this summer. In the meantime, I’ll put it away with all my other REI tents in the makeshift gear storage space in the corner of my 800 sq ft apartment.
Bold Red Alone in Bed with Snacks and “Jane Eyre” on Netflix, the Michael Fassbender One, Berry Naughty Thoughts About Michael Fassbender, Sexy Fishnet Stalkings of Michael Fassbender’s Full Frontal Pics Online, and more!
EVENT: A concert that starts at 10 pm for no good reason PREGAMING: Crashing on the couch for a 20-minute snooze then inserting Dr. Scholl’s insoles into your sensible boots
I will sign up for an advanced crochet class to keep my hands busy during Jason’s softball practice (which is every Tuesday and Thursday). I will go to the gym, but only the one where the local softball team, the Beavers, work out. I will not let my past failures to become Jason’s girlfriend define me. And more!
I’m sorry I invited 10 random people to your private family and friends shindig and told them it was going to be a rager. I’m sorry they showed up.