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Children’s Books in the Age of Trump

Charlotte’s Web of Lies


The Little Engine That Could by Declaring a National Emergency


The Rosenstein Bears


Cloudy with a Chance of Jim Acosta




Illegal Immigrant Mexican Dragons Love Tacos


Everyone Poops, Russian Hookers Pee


The Velveteen Robert Mueller


The Lying Tree


Manafort the Spy


Go Away, Big Orange Monster!


Belittle Women


James and the Giant Impeachment


Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Did You Know and When Did You Know It?


Tired-of-Winning-the-Pooh


My Huckabee is Stuckabee!


Where the Wild Tax Returns Are


The Stinky Cheeseburger Man


Horton Hears a Whore


If You Gave a Mouse $130,000.


Rain Makes Applesauce, and Other Climate Hoaxes


Omarosa the Pest


A Caravan of Criminals and Rapists to Tarabithia


Twitter Account of a Wimpy Kid


Yertle the Traitor


Eloise at Mar-a-Lago


Curious George Conway


Goodnight, Goodnight, Border Wall Construction Site


Scaramucci and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week


Good Dog, Rudy


Moo, Baa, La La La, Covfefe!


Orange Eggs and Ham


How Rocket Man Learned to Read Trump


We Are In a Book! I Mean a Subpoena!


The Cat in the MAGA Hat


The Tale of the Steele Dossier: Being the Story of a Mouse, a Princess, Some Soup, a Spool of Thread, and Urine-soaked Sheets


Strictly No Elephants or Mexicans


Melania Had a Little Overcoat


Aesop’s Alternative Facts


The Lyin’, the Witch Hunt and the Wardrobe


Fox News in Socks News


The Swiss Family Robinson Separation


The Shithole Country Mouse and the City Mouse


The Princess and the Pee Tape


Chuck and Nancy Drew, Boy and Girl Obstructionists


Gulliver’s Travel Ban


Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Access Hollywood Bus