Different Office Door Positions and How to Interpret Them

 

I’m at my desk but interruptions are okay.

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I should really concentrate.

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Do not interrupt. Unless it’s to tell me about baked goods in the kitchen.

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My spouse is out of town and I crave human interaction. Please linger in the doorway

and gossip with me. I’ll even listen to you talk about your kid.

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I’m napping on the couch.

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I’m napping on the couch and forgot to close the blinds.

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I’m desperate to brand myself as the ‘fun’ coworker. Is it working?!?!

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I just found out Steve is making more than me and took it out on the door.

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I do tarot readings on the side.

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I decorated for Halloween.

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A murder happened in my office.

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I brought my horse to work.

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Illustrated by Megan Schmidt