Different Office Door Positions and How to Interpret Them


I’m at my desk but interruptions are okay.

I should really concentrate.

Do not interrupt. Unless it’s to tell me about baked goods in the kitchen.

My spouse is out of town and I crave human interaction. Please linger in the doorway

and gossip with me. I’ll even listen to you talk about your kid.

I’m napping on the couch.

I’m napping on the couch and forgot to close the blinds.

I’m desperate to brand myself as the ‘fun’ coworker. Is it working?!?!

I just found out Steve is making more than me and took it out on the door.

I do tarot readings on the side.

I decorated for Halloween.

A murder happened in my office.

I brought my horse to work.


Illustrated by Megan Schmidt