EXCERPT: The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won’t Answer to, Anyway)

Excerpt from the 2022 Pulitzer Prize Front-runner

It is probably the most difficult question in one’s life. Naming one’s cat will set the tone for the rest of their personal and professional life. The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won’t Answer To Anyway) was written to tackle that very question. Times bestseller Bob Eckstein says of his latest effort, “Probably the most important piece of literary since the Bible. It’s actually right up there with it. I worked months on this and it is dedicated to my three-legged cat, Tripod…”

Basically, a baby name book but the babies were replaced by kittens. There are over 100,000 names…with about a 1,000 included in this book. The following is a sampling:

 

Trailer Park Cats

Feces

Cat Lady Gaga

Road Kill

Hairball

Catcall

Nicotine Patches

Billy Bobcat

Porn Names For Cats

Misty Stray

Communal Kitty

Ginger Cougar

Tom Cat

Deep Coat

Kinky Boots

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Feline Groovy

Felix the Bad Cat

Fluffer

FlufferNutter

Free Fur-all

Kit ‘n’ Kabooty

 

Cats That Refuse To Use Litter Box

Granted, not every cat experience is a fun one. And it’s times like those an owner needs to maintain their sense of humor no matter how trying. For cats who perceive the litter box as the size of a postage stamp, we present you this list.

 

 

Surprises

U Kitten Me

Scat Cat

Squirt

Stains

Turd Blossom

Missy

Mr. Headache

Poop Fairy

Messy

Mops

Tinkle

 

 

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