Forever 21 to Life and 8 Other Wedding Registries For People Marrying Their ‘In The Pen Pal’
So, your female bestie’s ‘In The Pen Pal’ beau has proposed marriage. His second life sentence, so to speak. Surely, the future Mrs. has plenty on her mind like whether to keep her last name or go with his prison number. Therefore, to save valuable time, during the sure to be hectic preparations and festivities for these quite literally prisoners of love, here’s a list of potential establishments for the crazy couple to register for gifts:
Bed, Bath and Beyond Comprehension
Conjugal Rite Aide
iKillYa
Warden Kohl’s
Mad Men’s Warehouse
Orange Jump Suits.Com
Forever 21 to Life
Crate and Bottom of the Barrel
Son of Sam’s Club
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
