How the Grinch Robbed Nakotomi Plaza

Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot.

But the Grinch, who used to work for Nakotomi Corporation, DID NOT!

The Grinch hated Nakotomi!

And their stupid headquarters

Now, please don’t ask why.

There’s a NDA involved, company orders.

“They’re handing out bonuses at their holiday bash,”

the Grinch lamented and grumbled and whined.

And he thought of their safe filled with securities and cash.

“I must find a way to make it all mine!”

So the Grinch got a van.

And a crew of henchmen (by money enticed)

to take over Nakotomi Plaza

and pull off a great heist!

He captured the penthouse,

in two shakes of a yertal’s back tail.

And held the cops and the feds at bay

and watched them all squeal

                          and rant

                                 and flail.

“The plan’s going perfect,” the Grinch snarled with a sneer!

Then over the walkie-talkie came a sound,

It started out low,

             then it started to grow,

A grumpy-sounding hacker,

who didn’t belong!

And it said, and I quote,

“Yippee-ki-yay, nutcracker!”

It was Cindy-Lou Who, who worked in HR.

She wasn’t going let some Grinch spoil her holiday cheer!

So she climbed through the vents,

Both near and quite far,

Then, one by one,

                made the gang members disappear.

She blew up a couple and dropped a few down a shaft.

When she got to the Grinch he nervously laughed.

The battle was fierce and cutthroat, ‘tis said

But in the end, the Grinch was hanging out on a ledge

While Cindy-Lou Who held him up by a thread.

And what happened next?

Well, in Who-ville they say

Cindi-Lou simply let go

and the Grinch

               dropped

                      30 stories

                                that day!

The holiday saved, the troops no longer deployed.

With Nakotomi rescued from that furry green killjoy.

The people were merry as a cat in a hat!

And the Grinch,

the Grinch himself…landed with a great big splat.

The end