Hus-Band™: The Shock Collar For Wandering Husbands: Rebuilding Trust One Shock at A Time

And finally, our favorite new product for 2025…

Hus-Band™: The Shock Collar For Wandering Husbands

#1: Leading the pack in this issue’s reviews is the Hus-Band™. New from Unbridled, this has got to be our favorite new gadget for 2025 at Marriage Tech. Perfect for couples who’ve just about tried everything but the trust still hasn’t returned, even after years of couples therapy that may have started long before the wedding day.

Key Features: The Hus-Band™ comes with an expandable strap to fit any neck size, and adjustable voltage to match your husband’s level of wandering. Easy to program, it’s also loaded with presets like “roving eye,” which zaps your man when he oggles, “hands off” to avert skin to skin contact, and “zip it up,” which administers what the how-to guide calls a “lights out shock,” dropping him right on down to the floor.

Like-App-ility: The smartphone app lets you input demographic information, health and relationship history, and attachment styles. Unbridled’s big design “wow!” is the seamless integration of all your information with the Hus-Band™’s shock discretion algorithm. For some couples, it’s totally ok to look as long as you don’t touch. The app lets you make that clear based on the inputs and their couples questionnaire. For others, you better not think in the wrong direction! The Hus-Band™ senses subtle changes in heart rate, perspiration, and eye movements, peering into your husband’s intentions and serving up fresh voltage accordingly.

$$$: Weighing in at $600, this price tag is beyond the reach of some. But for a better marriage, we say it’s worth it. Unbridled is THE top dog in spousal surveillance tech, and we think the Hus-Band™ will outdo even their blockbuster W-Eye-f™.

*Marriage Tech cannot be held liable for any adverse effects to individual or interpersonal health resulting from use of the Hus-Band™ by Unbridled.